Minor Junior Private Negative First Class

Jan 03

justintheallan:

soycrates:

endreal:

avatar-addiction:

nicotineenema:

Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually

shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl 

shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg

shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in  a happy, friendly tone.

Shout out to Guinea Pigs which are neither pigs nor from Guinea.  

Jan 03

sethilystrong:

Who read Romeo and Juliet and thought “this is a good play and all but you know what would make it better? Animated gnomes

Jan 03
dudeyoureliketwelve:

 

fs-hamus:

spoopyhollow:

"shoot guys what do we do about the ladybugs and bunnies"

I saw this a few days ago, and the caption seemed cute and random.  I had no idea it was a reference to anything.  And then today I saw:

dudeyoureliketwelve:

 

fs-hamus:

spoopyhollow:

"shoot guys what do we do about the ladybugs and bunnies"

I saw this a few days ago, and the caption seemed cute and random.  I had no idea it was a reference to anything.  And then today I saw:

Jan 03
iamhiccupnolieaskme:

Words. To. Live. By.

iamhiccupnolieaskme:

Words. To. Live. By.

Jan 03
a-youtube-and-beauty-addict:

moonytunes:

Leo is all “btch pls I think I know where the glove goes on the tree”

One day he will knock N out on live tv

a-youtube-and-beauty-addict:

moonytunes:

Leo is all “btch pls I think I know where the glove goes on the tree”

One day he will knock N out on live tv

Jan 03

slapmytitties:

What if instead of having sirens ambulances just played move bitch get out the way by ludacris

Jan 03

tonistarkofwinterfell:

LIFE HACK IF SOMEONE IS REALLY EXCITED ABOUT SOMETHING TRY TO BE EXCITED FOR THEM OR AT LEAST PRETEND TO BE AT LEAST SLIGHTLY INTERESTED BECAUSE NOTHING FEELS WORSE THAN EXPRESSING SOMETHING THAT MAKES YOU HAPPY ONLY TO HAVE PEOPLE TELL YOU TO CALM DOWN OR IGNORE YOU COMPLETELY

Jan 03
  • me after eating one healthy meal: i wonder how much weight I've lost
Jan 03

life-gets-bad-sometimes:

qonorrhea:

text posts are like children
you delete the ones that dont succeed

what

Jan 03
Leo is all “btch pls I think I know where the glove goes on the tree”

Leo is all “btch pls I think I know where the glove goes on the tree”